If you fancy getting traumatized this morning, watch the above video. It’s the opening moments ofFinal Fantasy: Type 0and it will tear away everything that you’ve ever held as good because a Chocobo gets totally f*cked up in it.
It’s been a while since I’ve seen such a bloody and dismal scene inFinal Fantasy, but the fact that it goes so far as to kill a Chocobo is bound to ruin a few mornings. This is just how the gamestarts, too. By the end of it, I hope they’ve got Moogles strung up by their balls and sliced open so their intestines are dribbling over their screaming faces.
In all seriousness, with Thanksgiving around the corner there’s no more festive a time to shoot a giant bird in its head. Om nom nom!
