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In the opening minutes of sandbox survival gameConan Exiles, your character is strung up to a cross before he is fortuitously saved by Conan himself. But, in those precious moments before, you get to customize yourself mid-crucifixion. That’s whenConan Exilesunleashes the dick slider.
Although it’s tastefully called “Endowment,” the dick slider wiggles the wang to and fro as you decide exactly how much to endow yourself. Be warned that the rest of this article is probably NSFW if you work somewhere that frowns upon dumb video game cock and balls GIFs. (Me? I work somewhere that actively encourages me to seek them out.)
Friend of the siteHayden Dingmanis playing the Early Access version ofConan Exiles. Here’s him showing off that dick slider:
This is NSFW as fuck but like, come on, I’m fucking laughing so hard I’ve got tears coming out my eyes.https://t.co/lry32YoSeR
— Hayden Dingman (@haydencd)May 23, 2025
Ho. Ly. Shit. Conan Exiles is going to kill me.https://t.co/RG7q3ZcEcK
— Hayden Dingman (@haydencd)July 15, 2025
In a message from Hayden, he told me “My dick is just flopping all over the place as I run.”Conan Exiles: Good Game.
