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Jim Sterling, investigative journalist extraordinaire, uncovered some shocking details about Nintendo’s stance on butts today. The proof is in the pudding, and in this case, the pudding is that scientifically enhanced picture of a butt above. Dat statue of David.

Otherwise, it was a bit of a slow day here on Destructoid. The Podtoid crew released their latest episode, and a bunch of trailers showed up, but not much else. I attribute it to everybody being too exhausted from celebrating aFibonacci dayyesterday.

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Destructoid Original:Podtoid 252: Franz Kafka’s Skeleton Warriors

Community:Community blogs of5/9Forum thread of the day:Animal Crossing New Leaf

News:Resident Evil 6 fails to meet sales projections … againDisasterpeace releases second Fez remix albumInjustice: Gods Among Us Wii U DLC delayed until SummerMetal Gear Rising’s Blade Wolf DLC gets a new trailerClub Nintendo offers refunds for Super Metroid purchasesCompile Heart unveils RPG Fairy Fencer F for PS3Ouya raises $15 million in new fundingNintendo Download: Mario and Donkey KongGameStop gives you a game for $9.99 with two tradesEpic: Microsoft, Sony to fully embrace F2P for next-genSega testing Transformers: Human Alliance in ChinaAvalanche doesn’t want to develop games on Wii U yetLook for the Resident Evil: Revelations demo next weekShadow Warrior reboot by Hard Reset developer appearsSony not planning ‘major loss’ with PlayStation 4 launchCapcom expects a spike in dev costs with new consolesManhunt joins PS2 Classics collection May 14Diablo III auction house exploiters are being ‘audited’Why BioWare only had humanoid squadmates in Mass EffectBlack Ops II’s multiplayer is free on Steam this weekend

A battle scene in Battlefield 6 Open Beta

Offbeat:Kotaku lied: Nintendo loves penises AND butts!Watch this: An ode to Garry’s Mod

Media:That time Pikachu got beat up in Conker’s Bad Fur DayThe final open beta for Marvel Heroes is this weekendCan you handle this Project X Zone character spotlight?Rockman Xover shows off Arcade Man footageKick the day off with six minutes of Saints Row IVNew Cube World video features hang gliders and sailboatsDead or Alive 5 Ultimate confirmed for US and EUBatgirl officially announced for Injustice: Gods Among UsTotal War: Rome II drops in SeptemberUbisoft covers what’s new with Assassin’s Creed IV on PS4The cover art for Dragon’s Crown is decidedly safeSlice all the things in this Muramasa Rebirth trailer

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A snap of the upcoming MESA update in PEAK

Naked Snake sneaking around in MGS Delta.

Battlefield 6 aiming RPG at a helicopter

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Milla Jovovich portraying Alice in Resident Evil 2002, wearing a red dress and holding a gun in her hand.