The School of Bullshit is open to new students

Randy Pitchford is far from ashamed thatAliens: Colonial Marineslooked nowhere near as good in real life as it did inhighly scripted showcase demos, going so far as to encourage the industry to do it more. According to the Gearbox CEO, the only alternative is to never talk about a game.

Apparently, “being truthful” hasn’t yet presented itself as an option.

“A false demo created after product was finished would be dishonest,” Pitchford said,defending himselffrom criticism on Twitter. “To share intent with work-in-progress should be encouraged!The alternative is to never discuss any upcoming game until it is completely finished and available for purchase.”

“Please compare E3 demos forHL2,Starcraft 2andGTA 3to final. There are still people bitching about differences in each. Would you deem a creature/vehicle/mission demonstrated not in final game as incomplete product (as in each case mentioned)?”

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Even this late in the year, Pitchford still seems to struggle with the problem people found inColonial Marines‘ pre-release presentation. He doesn’t acknowledge that, months after release, trailers and screenshots were stilltotally unrepresentative of the final product. He doesn’t see an issue withfoisting production onto lesser studioswhile still claiming credit publicly. Most importantly, he doesn’t understand that other games showactual work in progress.

Gearbox did not show us work in progress — itreleaseda work in progress and charged $59.99 for it.

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The Divide in the Cosmodrome, where the Guardian was resurrected.

A holofoil Ribbontail, as seen in collections.

The Phoneutria Fera hand cannon, inspired by the Season of the Haunted armor set. It has a unique, galactic glow.

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Mad Maggie opens a supply bin and an item with a symbol indicating infinite ammo appears.

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The Yeartide Apex tex Mechanica SMG with a Holofoil glow.