Namco-Bandai has some pretty big games to show at E3 2011 (which is just a few weeks away, June 7th to June 11th).Dark Souls,Tekken Tag Tournament 2,Soul Calibur V, and new titles from theTales,Ace Combat,Ridge Racer, andDragon Ballseries are all bound to impact with gamers. For everyone else, Namco -Bandai also hasa lady. A reality lady, one who was on the American television showsAmerica’s Top ModelandMy Fair Brady. Her name is Adrianne Curry. I’m pretty sure she’s married to the guy who played Bobby (the Pork Chops and Applesauce one), and from all appearances,she really likesTekken.

I hope to meet Adrianne at the show so I may complain with her about how fake reality shows are, test her gamer cred, and challenge her to a game of six degrees of separation from the Hamburglar. Considering the fact that I was once in ashort film with John Fiorre, whois aSopranosguy, and the Sopranos stole a lot of stuff (including hamburgers), I think I’m going to do just fine in that challenge.

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I am a famous person because I was on reality TV once and I know a guy who knows people that pretended to steal hamburgers and a lot of stuff.

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