Nor lil dicks!
I feel clowned upon. Damn near 20 years later and you want to tell me that Machoke and Machampdon’twear body-building speedos? That those perfectly placed black trunks are, according toPokémon canon, just markings shared by all the species and not a respectful nod to the beautiful culture of watching Arnold kickLou Ferrigno’s ass inPumping Iron?
What does a Machop/choke/champ’s skin even feel like are they just like plastic codpiece smooth like a Barbie or maybe a bit leathery like cranking off an old football?Wait, what — what are the belts? They’re wearing fucking belts those aren’t even markings!?
Machoke and Machamp Have a Deep, Dark Secret[Kotaku]
