For Christ’s f*cking sake
Microsoft has revealed the fruits of itsdisgusting sexwith PepsiCo, announcing its special “Dew n’ Doritos” Xbox One cross-promotion will let you win a special box of vaguely edible items.
Major Nelson is giving some of these care packages away, which will include Doritos bags and Mountain Dew cans plastered in promotional Xbox One packaging. If you want a free bag of crisps, you cango tell Major Nelsonwhat Xbox One game you’re most looking forward to. I recommend sharing your excitement for the PS4 version ofMetal Gear Solid 5.
As you observe this glorious tribute to corporate marriage, just remember how destitute the mainstream videogame industry is. How poor companies like Microsoft are. So poor, in fact, theycannot exist in a worldthat also tolerates our right of first sale. Weep for the videogame industry, my friends, for it has but pennies to its name.
Weep … and get aSWEET FUCKIN’ INJECTION OF GAMER FUEEEEEEEEL!
