Cards with friends (if you have them)

There’s nothing I love more than giving out exclusives! The folks over at Cyanide & Happiness just announced their newest crowdfunded card game project,Master Dater, and figured the best way to get people to care is to bribe them! I’m putting words in their mouths, here, but as Destructoid’s Official Contest Czar and Official Drunken Public Dabbing Enthusiast, I feel like I’ve gained the power to do so.

That’s why we’re here, kids. We’ve got their very first card game,Joking Hazard, and we’re giving it away! What’s better is we’ve got the exclusiveShiny Red Box Edition, initially available only from early crowdfunding rewards and now only from the developers. You can’t buy this one, folks — you’re stuck begging us for a copy!

Win Joking Hazard

That’s a picture of the game. Isn’t it pretty? Well read about the game as you salivate over its shiny redness (like Mike Martin does when I’m parading around pantless).

Joking Hazardis a party game where you compete to finish awesome/terrible comic strips with friends! The rules are simple: First, everyone takes a bunch of panel cards and a judge is picked. The first panel of the comic is drawn randomly from the deck. The next panel is placed intentionally by the judge, making a set-up. Everyone else finishes the comic with a card from their hand, and the judge picks the funniest one.

Win Joking Hazard from Dtoid

Keen-eyed readers will notice we actually gave away their other card game,Trial by Trolley, a few years ago. Suffice it to say we’re all pretty keen on C&H around here.

Enter to winJoking Hazardby pledging allegiance to the widget below. Click around for bonus entries, and yes, I’m going to make you listen to the entire new Tears for Fears album in this thing. Is it an abuse of power? Maybe. Is it for the good of musical taste everywhere? Definitely.

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We have two of these exclusive sets to give away(the game includes everything in the base game’s package — but in a fancy box!). As this is a physical prize, you must have aUnited States shipping addressto qualify to win. We’ll draw winners around this time next week. I keep it kinda vague because I’m a man of mystery, and also I always forget to do things.

Joking Hazardis available now, and be sure to check outMaster Daterwhich hit its crowdfunding goal in 50 minutes. I’m 35 and haven’t hit a goal in over a decade, so they’re off to a great start!

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