Promoted from our Community Blogs
Hey, everyone, it’s your boy, Dreamweaver, back again with yet another edition of Comments of the Week! And I didn’t even need to take a Viagra!
If you don’t know what Comments of the Week is, this is the community showcase where I collect comments from funny Dtoiders, such as yourselves, and feature them right here for everyone to look at! I hope you liked what you’re wearing that day, because everyone’s going to get to see it! Whether you’ve been here for the festivities, or you’re simply catching the after-party, then this is for you. As always, comments are placed into three — count them — three categories:
TRUTH:you could actually become taller in space since gravity isn’t pushing you down!
LOL:does the same thing apply to penises?
WUT?:I’ll finally be three inches fully erect!
If you didn’t catch the Comments of the Week posted earlier today — it was early in the morning, or really late at night, depending on how you look at it then head on over tothis linkto see what went down the week before before you check out what happened last week!
FromWOULD YOU SPEND A WHOLE PAYCHECK ON A MORTAL KOMBAT STATUE?
Dreamweaver:Now we just need to find out what he actuallydoesfor a living, and how he still manages to game all the damn time!
Dreamweaver:Can the panties have guns too?
Dreamweaver:I hope you like his face, because you’re going to see a LOT more of it!
Dreamweaver:Okay, how long?
FromHA! NINTENDO TEASES PHYSICAL SPLATOON ARCADE FOR APRIL FOOLS’
Dreamweaver:I know, right! Just like when girls send me love letters.
I should’ve known love letters in this day and age would’ve been suspicious.
FromGOOD TO KNOW: MY NINTENDO POINTS EXPIRE AFTER SIX MONTHS
Dreamweaver:Funny, money from my wallet always disappears after I sleep with a hooker, even when I pay upfront.
Dreamweaver:What about “Faps”?
Dreamweaver:I feel like “Tickle Me Elmo” would’ve been more appropriate.
Girls aresupposedto laugh when you have sex with them, right?
FromTOKYO 42 IS A DAMN COOL TAKE ON SYNDICATE AND CLASSIC GTA
Dreamweaver:I’ll wait for the Tokyo 420: Blaze It edition.
FromTHE MY NINTENDO ACCOUNT SYSTEM IS NOW LIVE IN THE US (UPDATE: MIITOMO TOO!)
Dreamweaver:Try wooden pencils. They got lead in them.
FromJAPANESE SJWS ARE CARPET BOMBING DEAD OR ALIVE XTREME 3 USER REVIEWS
Dreamweaver:How could you tell if the skeletons are Japanese?
Dreamweaver:What all the women I slept with say.
FromESPER 2 HAS SHAUN OF THE DEAD’S NICK FROST AND IS OUT TODAY
Dreamweaver:A girl told me to eat her pussy once. She never invited me back to her place.
Dreamweaver:It’s never to late to eat dates.
Am I talking about the fruit?
FromGET READY FOR ALSO COCKS, THE PREMIER PORN EXPERIENCE FOR DESTRUCTOID COCKEYES
Dreamweaver:I would’ve went with “dick-loving cocksucker” myself.
FromFINAL FANTASY XV’S WHIMSICAL PLATINUM DEMO REMINDS ME EVEN MORE OF KINGDOM HEARTS
Dreamweaver:And now your humiliation is now permanent featured on Comments of the Week!
FromWE’RE ONE DAY AWAY FROM THE CLOSEST TO STARCRAFT: GHOST WE’RE GOING TO GET
FromMetroid Prime: Federation Force sure has a lot of walking
Dreamweaver:Now that’s a game where I wouldn’t mind doing too much walking.
Dreamweaver:What are we, a musical?
Hey, that’s actually not a bad idea for the next April Fools… Ben Davis, I know you read these every week! You better pitch that idea!
FromANAMANAGUCHI LEAKS ITS OWN GAME AFTER STRAINED DEVELOPER RELATIONS
Dreamweaver:If Google doesn’t even know who you are, that’s when you know you suck.
Dreamweaver:As a cow, whatever your mom says.
FromNOT APRIL FOOLS’: CAPCOM IS ‘AGGRESSIVELY’ DOUBLING DOWN ON MOBILE, MEGA MAN CITED
Dreamweaver:He has to be lying… right?
Dreamweaver:What’s… what’s happening?
Dreamweaver:Do I dare open the comment?
FromHERE’S A RECAP OF THIS YEAR’S APRIL FOOLS’ GAGS
Dreamweaver:Huh, this is somehow sadder than the end of Terminator 2.
And that’s it for this edition, folks! Your boy, Dreamweaver, has finally caught up with Comments of the Week! Now we just have to hope that I don’t miss next week’s, or we’ll be back to square one! Which is, like, the third worst square to be on!
