Before E3 edition
No need to check the clock because you know what time it is! Yeah, that’s right, mail time!
Oh, and Comments of the Week, to a clearly lesser extent. I’m just saying, there’s no magazines of naked women in Comments of the Week.
Anyway, welcome back to the hottest community showcase on the site, where fellow Dtoiders like you may be featured just by posting on Destructoid! Seriously, it’s that easy! For all of you who couldn’t make the time to read through the comments section though, or simply want to remember all of the wacky things we get into up in here, then this is for you. As always, you can find comments placed under three categories:
TRUTH:almost three-fourths of women produce more milk from their right breast than their left.
LOL:now you know which one to aim for first.
WUT?:but what if you’re constantly drinking from the right, never knowing if she was actually lefty?
If you haven’t seen last week’s Comments of the Week, then you should check it outright away. The sooner you get on it, the quicker we can stop laughing at you.
FromP.T. spiritual sequel Allison Road cancelled
Dreamweaver:So, either way, fuck them?
FromDownwell is great on PlayStation, with one major caveat
FromBlizzard muses on the possibility of Overwatch cross-play on consoles
FromIt’s time to pour cocktails for catgirls
Dreamweaver:You mean there’s other kinds?
Dreamweaver:You missed an opportune moment to say “cum together.”
Well, I guess you can’t all be as funny as me.
FromInjustice 2 seems pretty real
Dreamweaver:But does E3 itself know, or is it like a surprise party?
FromOnly 22% of Donald Trump’s heart surgeries have been succesful
Dreamweaver:“He went fromMeleetoBrawljust to fall and lose it all.”
FromThe first major Overwatch balance change will be for McCree
FromKojima Productions’ mascot is just plain cool
Dreamweaver:Like my ex-girlfriend?
FromOverwatch characters make such good cats
Dreamweaver:Get out.
FromMore details on Destiny’s newest expansion that may bypass last generation
Dreamweaver:I was expecting a urinal, but this works too.
FromThe Division will ban cheaters on strike one
Dreamweaver:That isn’t how Brits say “fapped?”
FromWatch Dogs 2 is getting revealed this Wednesday
FromMulder and Scully are straight-up in Yo-Kai Watch 3
Dreamweaver:Make it a double.
FromSquare Enix gives us a long look at the new Deus Ex’s gameplay ahead of E3
Dreamweaver:I can imagine that’ll go well.
“Mommy, I went to my friend’s house to play with his Smith.”
Dreamweaver:This is how I want to die.
FromDoom’s multiplayer is being taken over by id, who promises to fix things
Dreamweaver:Huh. Now a psychology joke. I totally get it.
FromThe PS4 Neo is real, but it won’t be at E3 2016
Dreamweaver:Actually,50 Shades of Greyquoted him.
And that’s it for this edition! As always, go ahead and comment down below which ones were your favorite comments, or submit any that you saw that I didn’t! Maybe even leave a fap or two. I got some magazines of naked women to help you with that…
