Tell me more about your AXE body sprays!

Hey kids, do you want to look at something stupid this morning? Look no further than this juicy slice of video idiocy, courtesy ofBattlefield 4and AXE’s pore-closin’ smell juice!

Together, AXE andBF4celebrate men and women working together in the field of conflict the only way they know how —implied boning! So much boning will be going on, while shells detonate and comrades bleed from massive wounds all around them. They’ll bone so hard you’ll think they were made completely out of bones — like the bloodstained bones jutting from severed limbs three feet away from their bangin’ patch.

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Are youshitting well turned onyet? You better be, you malingering tumors. It’s AXE! The power of AXE! The sexual might and throbbing majesty of AXE! The slick, pulsating, quivering member of AXE! The engorged, gibbering, vomiting, stinking length of AXE!

The opening area of the Whisper mission, in a small grove.

The Divide in the Cosmodrome, where the Guardian was resurrected.

A holofoil Ribbontail, as seen in collections.

The Phoneutria Fera hand cannon, inspired by the Season of the Haunted armor set. It has a unique, galactic glow.

Three Fuses appear in a match of Apex Legends' Wild Card mode.

Mad Maggie opens a supply bin and an item with a symbol indicating infinite ammo appears.

Legends slide through a zipline in King’s Canyon in Apex Legends.

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The Yeartide Apex tex Mechanica SMG with a Holofoil glow.